Arab On Radar
An ingenious plague, ARAB ON RADAR has been genetically engineered to avoid easy detection. Operating under the guise of a musical group, ARAB ON RADAR travel via an underground network. It tours from city to city, mutating and evolving with each sweep. Their "music" is a sonic assault. Powerful and cathartic, often termed NO WAVE by those at a loss for words, it is unlike anything you've ever heard. This latest strain is the most dangerous. Now free-er, more alive and unrooted, any semblance to daddy's "Rock N Roll" is long gone. Comparisons to groups like Chrome, Contortions, Albert Ayler and early P.I.L., are ill attempts to explain something so new it has no frame of reference. Live, ARAB ON RADAR generate more energy and more hysteria than any band you have ever seen. Audience members have been known to have SEIZURES, HEART ATTACKS, and HEIGHTENED STATES OF SEXUAL AROUSAL while watching the band perform. This is no joke. This band will infect you. "SOAK the SADDLE" is said to be the "MOST DARING AND EXCITING RECORD EVER MADE." This is true. However, use with caution. SKiN GRAFT records and makes no offer of indemnity to those who experience bizarre side-effects after exposure to ARAB ON RADAR. Consider yourselves warned.
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